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Hey, cunts. Mcdonald here​.

 

Check out the slideshow below of

 

my awesome fucking house:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How did I get so rich you ask?

 

Simple.

 

By fucking cunts arses.

 

Do you want to hire me?

 

Good!

 

Let's fuck some cunts up the arse together!

 

 

We Own This City. Cunt.

New Clients

This is the place where we broker our deals with new clients. It used to be Yamaya's ex-wife's place. Until she went away. Do you have problems you want to make go away? Forever? Without a trace? Then hire us you desperate nutjob fuckin' wife-murdering wacko.

Look closely. There I am fucking a bitch. Through the window. Right there. I am Mcdonald.

This is where I go when I want to escape from the stress of the big city.

 

It's my holiday retreat.

 

Yes, as the more observant among you may have noticed... it's also Yamaya's house.

 

Holy shit, I think this might be Yamaya's wife too.

 

Whatever, motherfuckers.

The Yamaya Residence.
Business Roundtable

Yamaya here.

 

I am one half of the murderously fucking well-hung law firm "Mcdonald's & Yamaya". Do you want to hire us? Of course you fucking do. Every time we win a case I take a celebratory piss into that stupid little blue pool outside my house. From the 2nd Floor. Guess what, the little blue cunt overflows about twice a fucking day!

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